Over at Smart Bitches they are running a "Name that Texas Vibrator Contest" in celebration of the 5th Circuit Court' of Appeals's ruling regarding the sale of sex toys in the great state of Texas. I mean, sex toys??? OMG, good Southern women would never have to resort to those would they?
Now, this archaic law has been virtually impossible to enforce. Or, should I say, it is selectively enforced in the Lone Star State. They arrest people for having "toy parties" in the privacy of a person's home no less, in some towns (translation - Keller, Texas, in the DFW area.) But, ten miles away you can go to an adult video store and purchase things other than videos, if you get my drift. Case in point, see my "Twas the Weekend Before New Year's" post about my trip with Dennie, Amie, and Sandy. It was quite...enlightening. I hear there is a potential party in the works around this topic as well. That should be...educational. Seeing as how we are in the Bible Belt, it probably won't be long before the Attorney General is forced, no compelled, decides (he's probably as uptight as the old geezers who made it law in the first place) to appeal the appellate court decision to strike down our pre-women's lib law.
Guess that party better happen soon before it becomes illegal again!
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